I'm a designer and email developer with over 15 years of experience informing my decisions. I come from a production & studio background, so everything I do is geared towards efficiency without compromising the integrity of the creative. I'm also prone to puns so terrible, you'll want to call your dad and thank him for not ever telling anything close.

When I'm not knee-deep in <tables>, I like to be lazily chased by manatees on my kayak, cook all the food, read (anything by Pratchett, Adams, Chandler, Gaiman, or Murakami), go for early morning walks with my wife, son, and dog, listen to music, and dream of leaving it all to build furniture all day, even though I shouldn't be let within 10 feet of power tools.

Also, run-on sentences are kind of my jam.